The police weren't really interested in what the suspect had to say at first. It had been a long night already... and it was just about to get longer. Forensics had come up with a foot print and having some whinny toe-rag trying to muddle things was just not what was needed. Still as the transcript of their interview shows the coppers, as it goes, were in for something of a treat.
I'm innocent.... Innocent....I say!
You have got to understand that it wasn't me. I wasn't there. I did not do it!
Spaniel Steve