The police weren't really interested in what the suspect had to say at first. It had been a long night already... and it was just about to get longer. Forensics had come up with a piece of glass and having some whinny toe-rag trying to muddle things was just not what was needed. Still as the transcript of their interview shows the coppers, as it goes, were in for something of a treat.
I'm guilty...guilty....You've got me banged to rights!
You have got to understand that it was me. I was there. I did do it!
Unsteady Eddy