Dangerous Foods

(“Do not try this at home, children!”)

I am not afraid of eating greens
Or windaloo with extra beans.
I am not afraid of smelly cheese
Or supping yoghurt made of fleas.

I am not afraid of fartachokes
Or lizard eggs with runny yolks.
I am not afraid to gnaw a door
Or make a lunch of dragon’s claw.

I am not afraid to quaff a quark
Or eat a bench while in the park.
I’m not afraid to bite a bear
Or make a sandwich full of hair.

I am not afraid to scoff a boat
Or eat a castle with its moat.
I am not afraid of policeman pie
Or sucking in a slice of sky.

I am not afraid to lick a star
Or eat the tyres from teacher’s car.
I am not afraid of yukky stew.
But I am afraid of eating you!