Deborah

My friend Deb-bor-rah
boasts of her Zeb-bor-rah,
Says “It’s really quite unique
’Cos it ’asn’t got no stripes!”

My friend Deb-bor-rah
Gets cash for her Zeb-bor-rah.
“Ten pounds a ride!”
From unsuspecting types.

My mate Deb-bor-rah
Is getting ever clev-vor-rah.
She’s put her pet on the stage
To generate some hype!

My mate Deb-bor-rah
O what an endeav-or-rah!
Her beast was on the BBC
Puffing on a pipe.

My pal Deb-bor-rah
Clev-vor-rah and clev-vor-rah!
She’s always thinking big-gor-rah.
Her plans are overripe!

My pal Deb-bor-rah
rumbled by a Profess-or-rah.
“A horse? But of course...!
The girl is talking tripe!”

My pal Deb-bor-rah!
Is now a ‘cause celeb-bor-rah’.
She’s hounded by the Press.
They call’er ‘Guttersnipe!’

My mate Deb-bor-rah
Loyal to her Zeb-bor-rah
Says “It is really not its fault you know
It is not a stereotype!”

My mate Deb-bor-rah
now lets me paint her Zeb-bor-rah.
Says: “ As it ain’t so special now.....
We’ll do some thing in a stripe!”