Food Additives

Don’t put your dye in my pie

Mister Food Man
Mister Food Man

Don’t put your dye in my pie
‘Cos I really want to eat!

Don’t shove your gloop in my soup

Mister Food Man
Mister Food Man

Don’t shove your gloop in my soup.
I really want to eat.

Don’t drop that bone in my scone

Mister Food Man
Mister Food Man

Don’t drop that bone in my scone.
I really want to eat.

Don’t stick your goo in my stew
Or drop your horse in my sauce.
Don’t add a goose to my juice
Or add some rust to my crust.

Don’t flick your fleas in my peas
Or add your dregs to my eggs
Or put some tar in my bar

Food Man!

I want to eat!

Don’t put the fritz upon my chips
Don’t make me scream about my cream
Don’t be so smart about my tart

Mister!

I really need to eat!

Don’t buzz your flies around my fries
Or cause a scare about my pear
Or be a lout about my sprouts
Don’t mess up my water cress

Don’t make duds of all our spuds
Or make a hash right out of mash
Just put some food in the food

Dude!

We all need to eat!